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| A Prayer for the Stressed |
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| Grant me the serenity to accept the things I |
| cannot change, |
| The courage to change the things I cannot accept, |
| And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people |
| I had to kill today because they pissed me off. |
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| And also, help me to be careful of toes I step on |
| today As they may be connected to my ass that I may have to kiss |
| tomorrow. |
| Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, |
| 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday |
| and 5% on Fridays and help me to remember.... |
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| When I'm having a really bad day, |
| And it seems that people are trying to piss me |
| off, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger |
| and tell them to bite me. |
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